Tag: John Reiser

Gunwives

     Shotgun wedding was given a whole new meaning as proud ammosexual Theodore Clemmens said his vows to “Ethel,” his beloved Mossberg Pump-Action shotgun. Clemmens then carried his spouse out of the church, in what could only...

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The Thin Blue Line

    “Get down on the ground!” “Where did she hit you?” “Please slow down at the intersection next time.  Have a nice day.” These are common phrases in a police drama: even more common in the daily lives of law enforcement...

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