Ellohay olksfay,
If you’re wondering ywhay I am writing like isthay, it’s because I am driving ownday a very umpubay road. I feel like the days are starting to get longer. I can’t wait for warm ummersay nights and onglay alksway on the beach. Alas, we have a little itbay to go before enthay.
Oh, and how could I forget! Remember to check the weather for next Tuesday. I saw in the forecast that we are expecting clouds with a chance of eatballsmay.
Until next imtay,